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Golf Joke

William H. Macy’s golf joke from Jay Leno. William H. Macy was on Jay Leno and he told a great golf joke.

A guy playing golf starts out with his best round he's ever played.

On the first hole he hits an eagle and the second hole he birdies.

Right before he tees off on the third hole he gets a call from the hospital.

The doctor says: "Your wife is here, you have to get here right away!"

The guy thinks this is the best round yet, so he tees off on the third hole and hits a hole in one, for the first time ever.

He proceeds to finish all 18 holes, then goes straight to the hospital.

The doctor says: "You didn't come here straight away…you finished all 18 holes didn't you "

The golfer replies: "Yeah I had to finish the game."

The doctor says: "Well you can forget about golf, your wife is going to need constant care, day in and day out.You'll have to spend all your time helping her. You can forget about your golf game!"

The golfer says: "Really?"

The doctor laughs and says: "Naaah --- your wife died 2 hours ago !"

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